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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

AI Cracks Secret Language of Sticky Proteins Linked to Alzheimer’s - SciTechDaily

Still no good.

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

Is GATE tougher than JEE?

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

iOS 26 New iPhone Release: Apple Delivers Unprecedented Update - Forbes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Pro-AI Subreddit Bans 'Uptick' of Users Who Suffer from AI Delusions - 404 Media

Unacceptable again!

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

With massive funding round and $31 billion valuation, Anduril is nearing the size of defense industry giants it wants to displace - Fortune

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Apple keeps pulling its own ads - The Verge

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

No go.

China’s Huawei plays down its chipmaking capabilities - ft.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

How might Trump's plans to revive manufacturing and reshape the global economy impact his support among Latino voters in upcoming elections?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Harvey Weinstein Was Abused, Defense Says in Retrial Closing Argument - Variety

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Turn This ChatGPT Prompt Into A Six-Figure Passive Income Stream - Forbes

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...