What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:42

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Still no good.
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
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Unacceptable again!
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
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Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
No go.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...